Norman Chad famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Telling Phil Hellmuth a bad beat story, is like telling Joan Rivers a Botox Story
-- Norman Chad

#Rivers #Stories #Botox
History of America, Part I (1776-1966): Declaration of Independence, Constitutional Convention, Louisiana Purchase, Civil War, Reconstruction, World War I, Great Depression, New Deal, World War II, TV, Cold war, civil-rights movement, Vietnam. History of America, Part II (1967-present): the Super Bowl era. The Super Bowl has become Main Streetâ€™s Mardi Gras.
-- Norman Chad

#War #America #Rights
If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?
-- Norman Chad

#Funny #Balls #Comedy
Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans, 58-0, it will be first time in NFL history there were two 58-0 games in same week.
-- Norman Chad

#Funny #Games #Nfl
If you wagered $5,000 on each of my winning NFL picks in 2012 and $500 ($550) on each of my losing picks, you'd be ahead $70,050. Wow.
-- Norman Chad

#Funny #Winning #Nfl
Nate Silver is now forecasting Oscar winners. The only area of life in which he has no expertise, ironically, is life itself.
-- Norman Chad

#Funny #Oscars #Comedy

I thought how lovely and how strange a river is...
I don't recall having any self-awareness about the intricacy of my stories.
I love love stories, no matter how dark.
Donâ€™t read success stories, you will only get a message. Read failure stories, you will get some ideas to get success.
I tried Botox, but I don't want to be hooked on that stuff.
You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections.
According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox - his back was killing him from all that flip-flopping on issues.
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
I love the acting process. What I don't like is what's around it. The auditions and being rejected every other day. The look thing. That you have to lose weight, that you have to do Botox.

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