"If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?"

-- Norman Chad

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“We won't get any growth in Greece by just imposing cuts. What I would prefer is a special economic zone for Greece.”
“I'm jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.”

Source : Twitter post from Mar 8, 2013
“The well-known old remark of Cato, who used to wonder how two soothsayers could look one another in the face without laughing.”
“It would now be technically possible to unify the world, abolish war and poverty altogether, if men desired their own happiness more than the misery of their enemies.”
“A winner, a champion, will accept his fate. He will continue with his wheels in the dirt. He will do his best to maintain his line and gradually get himself back on the track when it is safe to do so. Yes, he loses a few places in the race. Yes, he is at a disadvantage. But he i A winner, a champion, will accept his fate. He will continue with his wheels in the dirt. He will do his best to maintain his line and gradually get himself back on the track when it is safe to do so. Yes, he loses a few places in the race. Yes, he is at a disadvantage. But he is still racing. He is still alive”
“To choose is also to begin.”
“He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish.”
“God is righteous in making the sinner righteous.”

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