Tony Kornheiser famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
-- Tony Kornheiser

#Football #Men #Levels
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.
-- Tony Kornheiser

#Sarcastic #Children #Hate
We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.
-- Tony Kornheiser

#Thinking #Imagine
The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.
-- Tony Kornheiser

#Bears #Treats #Bubonic Plague
Someone I talked to who covered auto racing for a lot of years said she believed there was a 60 percent chance that Junior qualified with a car not quite up to code and people looked the other way because thereâ€™s no points involved [with the pole].
-- Tony Kornheiser

#Years #Car #People
Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now...She's got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body ... I know she's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won't ... but Hannah Storm ... come on now! Stop! What are you doing? ... She's what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.
-- Tony Kornheiser

#School #People #Catholic
Ivan Lendl is a robot, a solitary, mechanical man who lives with his dogs behind towering walls at his estate in Connecticut. A man who so badly wants to have a more human image that he's having surgery to remove the bolts from his neck.
-- Tony Kornheiser

#Dog #Wall #Men
I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.
-- Tony Kornheiser

#Gigs #Television #Radio
So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And if you think the Cowboys are bad (and they are), the Redskins are so bad that every few plays you have to put a mirror under thieir noses to make sure they're still breathing.
-- Tony Kornheiser

#Football #Team #Cowboy
He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.
-- Tony Kornheiser

#Past #Years #Next

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