Charles E. McKenzie famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.
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The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.
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Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.
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In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.
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Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
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Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.
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Choice, not chance, determines destiny.
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Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.
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It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.
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The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.
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Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.
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Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.
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Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.
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Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.
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Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.
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There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
-- Charles E. McKenzie
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