Hal Roach famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.
-- Hal Roach

#Summer #Rain #Ireland
My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.
-- Hal Roach

#Wife #Married #Hell
The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.
-- Hal Roach

#Funny #Travel #Numbers
Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day.
-- Hal Roach

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It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.
When people went on vacation, they shed their home skins, thought they could be a new person.
Summer-induced stupidity. That was the diagnosis...
I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
The rain is plentious but, by God's decree, Only a third is meant for you and me; Two-thirds are taken by the growing things Or vanish Heavenward on vapour's wings: Nor does it mathematically fall With social equity on one and all. The population's habit is to grow In every region where the water's low: Nature is blamed for failings that are Man's, And well-run rivers have to change their plans.
If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.
Life isnâ€™t how you survive the thunderstorm, but how you dance in the rain.
Where does rain come from? It comes from all the dirty water that evaporates from the earth, like urine and the water you throw out after washing your feet. Isn't it wonderful how the sky can take that dirty water and change it into pure, clean water? Your mind can do the same with your defilements if you let it.
In Ireland, I don't get asked out much. English boys are a lot more flirty.
You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

Hal Roach famous quotes

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