"Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day."

-- Hal Roach

#Funny Quotes #Animal Quotes #Intelligent Quotes

“If your writing is good, if it resonates, if it connects the dots for anybody out there, the lovers will come, the haters will come, support will come â€” sometimes in the form of money, sometimes in the form of something less expected â€” and it balances.”
“Ostensibly rigorous and realistic, contemporary conservatism is an ideology of denial. Its symbol is a smile button.”
“It puts things into perspective when we realize that people can live without the luxuries we grow accustomed to having.”
“To rule one's anger is well; to prevent it is still better.”
“never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.”
“We need to take a less narrow look at our childrenâ€™s problems and, instead, see them as windows of opportunityâ€”a way of exploring and understanding all facets of our childrenâ€™s development. If we can understand the underlying developmental process, we can see a childâ€™s struggles as signs of striving toward growth instead of chronic problems or attempts to aggravate adults.”
“We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs.”

Source : "The New Influencers: A Marketer's Guide to the New Social Media". Book by Paul Gillin and ‎Geoffrey A. Moore, 2007.
“Love is a quality, not a quantity.”

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