Santino Marella famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!
-- Santino Marella

#Wwe #Daddy #Healthy
Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!
-- Santino Marella

#Order #Wwe
I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?
-- Santino Marella

#Writing #Wwe #Checks
Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!
-- Santino Marella

#Real #Wwe
Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.
-- Santino Marella

#Wwe #Please
You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!
-- Santino Marella

#Wwe #Restaurants
It doesn't matter what I said!
-- Santino Marella

#Wwe #Matter #Said
These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.
-- Santino Marella

#Cheer #Wrestling #Sheep
They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO.
-- Santino Marella

#Zero #Wrestling #Trying
The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.
-- Santino Marella

#Stupid #Wrestling #Mad
I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.
-- Santino Marella

#Fun #Self Esteem #Wrestling
Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.
-- Santino Marella

#Wrestling #Men #Likes
I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!
-- Santino Marella

#Beautiful #Wrestling #Making Love
Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!
-- Santino Marella

#Stupid #Wrestling #Sandwiches

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