John Marston famous quotes

03-24-2025

I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works.
-- John Marston

#Two #Arguing #Theory
My side ain't chosen. My side was given.
-- John Marston

#Sides #Given #Chosen
I rode in a gang. We robbed trains, banks, held people ransom. We killed people we didn't like. Bill Williamson was in that gang. If I don't capture my former brother-in-arms, great harm will befall my family.
-- John Marston

#Brother #People #Ransom
Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that.
-- John Marston

#Strong #Taken #Men
All the fatt's in the fire.
-- John Marston

#Fire
Through danger safety comes - through trouble rest.
-- John Marston

#Safety #Trouble #Danger
Sing of the nature of women, and then the song shall be surely full of variety; old crotchets and most sweet closes. It shall be humorous, grave, fantastic, amorous, melancholy, sprightly, one in all, and all in one.
-- John Marston

#Song #Sweet #Humorous
If you win power, remember why you wanted it.
-- John Marston

#Winning #Remember #Wanted
It's wanting that gets so many folks in trouble.
-- John Marston

#Trouble #Folks
You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
-- John Marston

#Ass #Fart
Looks like the good Lord got your ***** and face mixed up.
-- John Marston

#Looks #Faces #Ass
I'm a semi-literate farmer and hired killer. I ain't in the power game.
-- John Marston

#Games #Killers #Farmers
Don't be too eager to grow up. It ain't as much fun as it looks
-- John Marston

#Growing Up #Fun #Looks
Men are born, and then they're formed.
-- John Marston

#Men #Born
I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No.
-- John Marston

#Men #Political #Principles
Wink and shut their apprehensions up.
-- John Marston

#Fear #Apprehension

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