"You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!"

--

John Marston

#Ass Quotes #Fart Quotes

“I used to think about how nice it would be to visit the planets. Of course, I didn't expect to see in my lifetime what has happened. I knew it would happen some day, but it came along faster than I at first thought.”
“The ultimate goal of a more effective and efficient life is to provide you with enough time to enjoy some of it.”
“I'm just some commoner trying to work in acting.”
“I was really poor for most of my adult life.”
“Its subtlest, most appealing accomplishment may be in how other characters respond to Gregorius' precipitous swerve onto the spiritual path. (...) That said, Night Train to Lisbon is a very long, ambitious book that's feverishly overwritten. (...) Think of W.G. Sebald recast for the mass market: stripped of nuance, cooked at high temperature and pounded home, clause after clause. Some of the clumsiness derives from Barbara Harshav's inelegant translation -- we're often aware of her struggle -- but she can't be blamed for the pervasive bloat.”
“A vocation is not something you slap on, like a coat of paint, and change whenever you want. A vocation is built into you. You have no choice. If you try to do something else, you fail.”
“Science can have no quarrel with a religion which postulates a God to whom men are His children.”
“I'll know I'm reaching the total American market when I'm asked to do a video for MTV.”

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