Bartender famous quotes

Socially, a journalist ranks somewhere between the madam of a whorehouse and a bartender. but spiritually he ranks with Galileo, for he knows the world is round.
-- Ben Hecht

#Political #World #Bartender

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.
-- Ernest Rutherford

#Bartender #Theory #Damn Good

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'
-- Foster Friess

#Bars #Conservative #Bartender

Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows. -- Dancing Bear
-- James Crumley

#Dancing #Bears #Bartender

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
-- Jim Bishop

#Book #Drunk #Bartender

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.
-- Jonathan Frid

#Winter #Ontario #Bartender

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.
-- Larry McMurtry

#Bartender #Crime #Surly

My dad was a bartender that worked banquets.
-- Marco Rubio

#Dad #Bartender #Banquets

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.
-- Richard Kadrey

#Jesus #Half #Bartender

Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close?
-- Richard Thompson

#Death #Heaven #Bartender