Auditors famous quotes

According to government auditors, the stimulus money is being held up because there aren't enough government workers to oversee the spending. So follow me, in other words, government workers who aren't there are needed to spend money we don't have to create jobs that don't exist.
-- Jay Leno

#Jobs #Government #Auditors

You can get a much better fee - I tell you as auditors quite frankly - it's much easier to get a great deal of money out of somebody who's on a down spiral into becoming MEST than it is to get money out of somebody who is going on an up spiral toward becoming theta.
-- L. Ron Hubbard

#Auditors #Becoming #Get Money

People attack Scientology, I never forget it, always even the score. People attack auditors, or staff, or organisations, or me. I never forget until the slate is clear.
-- L. Ron Hubbard

#People #Auditors #Never Forget

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

#Two #Water #Auditors

I was talking about no nukes, the farm crisis. People said that wasn't stuff that a state auditor was supposed to be talking about. Maybe they were right.
-- Paul Wellstone

#Talking #People #Auditors

When orators and auditors have the same prejudices, those prejudices run a great risk of being made to stand for incontestable truths.
-- Philibert Joseph Roux

#Running #Risk #Auditors

Mandatory auditor rotation is designed to address a potential conflict of interest between a public company and its auditor. Because an auditor is hired and paid by the public company it audits, the auditor's desire to maintain a good relationship with its client could conflict with its duty to rigorously question the client's financial statements.
-- Robert Pozen

#Relationship #Desire #Auditors

Wherefore in all great works are Clerks so much desired? Wherefore are Auditors so well-fed? What causeth Geometricians so highly to be enhaunsed? Why are Astronomers so greatly advanced? Because that by number such things they find, which else would farre excell mans minde.
-- Robert Recorde

#Numbers #Clerks #Auditors

Men of great conversational powers almost universally practise a sort of lively sophistry and exaggeration which deceives for the moment both themselves and their auditors.
-- Thomas B. Macaulay

#Men #Sophistry #Auditors