"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

-- Douglas Adams

#Humorous Quotes #Humor Quotes #Mad Quotes

“So I'm going to go on and work on preserving the ozone layer, encouraging everyone to recycle.”
“I don't know people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.”
“In the past, few women have tried and even fewer have succeeded.”
“The moguls are driven by their respective desires for profit - period.”
“I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender! But instead I got a one way ticket to Palookaville.”
“The true life is not reducible to words spoken or written, not by anyone, ever. The true life takes place when we're alone, thinking, feeling, lost in memory, dreamingly self-aware, the submicroscopic moments.”

Source : Don DeLillo (2010). “Point Omega”, p.17, Pan Macmillan
“There was a little afternoon show that was called Afternoon. Back in those days in television, most local stations had a midday show for housewives that had a series of things. It was like a variety show for midday.”
“Even when you are playing someone who is real, you get their mannerisms and you get their little quirks, but, it still has to be something inside of you that connects with the role, or else you will not be any good.”

Source : "Exclusive InDepth InterView: Tammy Blanchard On HOW TO SUCCEED, THE BIG C, GYPSY, Judy Garland & More". Interview with Pat Cerasaro, www.broadwayworld.com. May 19, 2012.

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