"In a statement to the Associated Press earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn said she didnâ€™t have a boyfriend. She said, â€˜Iâ€™m keeping my options open.â€™ And by options, she meant legs."

-- Chelsea Handler

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“Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!”
“I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.”
“My duchess,â€ James stated, his eyes sweeping the crowd with the air of a man who has ruled the waves. â€œShe is not a swan, because that would imply she had once been an ugly duckling.”
“If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week.”
“People who talk of the spread of music in England and the increasing love of it, rarely seem to know where the growth of the art is really strong and properly fostered: some day the press will awake to the fact, already known abroad and to some few of us in England, that the living centre of music in Great Britain is not London, but somewhere further North.”

Source : Letter to Canon Gorton, organizer of the Morecambe Music Festival, published in "The Musical Times", July 1903.
“I was forced to ***** in front of teammates”
“I've been making Bass Communion music longer than any kind of other music. I don't know if you picked up a copy of a vinyl release I put out a couple of years ago of something called Altamont.”
“Here take back the stuff that I am, nature, knead it back into the dough of being, make of me a bush, a cloud, whatever you will, even a man, only no longer make me.”

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