"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."

-- Gracie Allen

#Funny Quotes #Family Quotes #Senior Quotes

“Bonds are guaranteed certificates of confiscation”
“You must purge yourself before finding faults in others.”
“When the police arrived and found no lion, no broken wall, and no convicts, and the Head behaving like a lunatic, there was an inquiry into the whole thing. And in the inquiry all sorts of things about Experiment House came out, and about ten people got expelled. After that, the Head's friends saw that the Head was no use as a Head, so they got her made an Inspector to interfere with other Heads. And when they found she wasn't much good even at that, they got her into Parliament where she lived happily ever after.”
“Football is like chess, only without the dice.”

Source : "German Football's Greatest Sayings" by David Gordon Smith, www.spiegel.de. June 10, 2008.
“All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality.”
“Think about what it feels like when you interact with someone who makes you notice what's good about yourself (raising your status), who is clear with his expectations of you (increasing certainty), who lets you make decisions (increasing autonomy), who connects with you on a human level (increasing relatedness), and who treats you fairly.”
“The people in Atlanta, they're not really up on the blogs. A few people are, but it's not super crazy. In Atlanta it's still very much radio. When they hear it on the radio, that's what it is.”

Source : "Donnis Talks 'Fashionably Late,' Atlantic Debut & Texting With T.I". Interview with Jordan Martins, www.complex.com. June 24, 2010.
“Waiting periods are only a step. Registration is only a step. The prohibition of private firearms is the goal.”

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