"In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin."

-- John Mulaney

#Relief Quotes #Introvert Quotes #Heroin Quotes

“People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.”
“No matter how many years you sit doing zazen, you will never become anything special.”
“The press is a watchdog. Not an attack dog. Not a lapdog. A watchdog. Now, a watchdog can't be right all the time. He doesn't bark only when he sees or smells something that's dangerous. A good watchdog barks at things that are suspicious.”
“Whenever we play the Twins, Torii Hunter has a major impact on defense. He tells the left fielder and the right fielder to take the day off and he covers the whole outfield.”
“Photography, alone of the arts, seems perfected to serve the desire humans have for a moment - this very moment - to stay.”
“I love soccer; I want to be on the field.”
“Different races never fazed me because coming from Bethnal Green, I'd been around people of different races forever. Different class? That was much harder.”
“Two qualities are indispensable: first, an intellect that, even in the darkest hour, retains some glimmerings of the inner light which leads to truth; and second, the courage to follow this faint light wherever it may lead.”

Source : Carl von Clausewitz, Michael Howard, Peter Paret (1989). “On War”, p.102, Princeton University Press

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