"I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts."

-- Daniel Tosh

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“Modern theologians are like a pack of dogs who spend most of their time sniffing each other's behinds.”
“I think life is about having the mixture of the curiosity of an older person and the imagination of a child.”
“Better trust all, and be deceived, And weep that trust and that deceiving, Than doubt one heart, that if believed Had blessed one's life with true believing.”

Source : Fanny Kemble (1844). “Poems”, p.111
“To think big is to love the universe, to embrace our passion. To love is to fight for what we love. What a waste not to, when we have only this one life to live.”

Source : Michael Port, Mina Samuels (2009). “The Think Big Manifesto: Think You Can't Change Your Life (and the World) Think Again”, p.83, John Wiley & Sons
“Herbs, and other country messes, Which the neat-handed Phillis dresses.”
“A good teacher sees the commonality of all human beings and helps each individual find his uniqueness.”
“Jamaica is more than just the 'brand' the world recognizes so well; it's a place of pride for the people who live here, its educational institutions, its sports achievements, its science and technology growth.”
“I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.”

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