"I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

#Simple Quotes #Guy Quotes #Buffets Quotes

“No rapper in the world from Jay-Z to Tupac to Biggie has 100 percent love on everything they do.”
“ORPHAN, n. A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude . . .”
“Grant me the grace to dissolve my negative thoughts about myself today. I breathe the grace of kindness into my heart. And may the grace of healing flow abundantly to every one in need of help.”
“We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.”
“Parents who spoil their children out of 'love' should realize that they are performing acts of child abuse. Although there are no laws against such abuse--no man-made laws anyway--this spiritual mistreatment may result in as much long-term personal and social damage as the worst physical abuse.”
“Jesus Christ out-socialists the socialists. He says that in His Kingdom he that is greatest shall be the servant of all. The real test of the saint is not preaching the gospel, but washing disciples' feet, that is, doing the things that do not count in the actual estimate of men but count everything in the estimate of God.”
“I sincerely believe that the collective efforts of many secularists during the past generation, resulting in the expulsion from our schools and from the public square, has left us vulnerable.”
“Too many locks, not enough keys.”

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