"Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Funny Motivational Quotes #Sometimes Quotes #Wonder Quotes

“When I consider all the circumstances detailed above respecting the Pans, I cannot help believing that, under the mythos, a doctrine or history of a sect is concealed. Cunti, the wife of Pandu (du or God, Pan), wife of the generative power, mother of the Pandavas or devas, daughter of Sura or Syra the Sun PandÃ¦a only daughter of Cristna or the Sun Pandion, who had by Medea a son called Medus, the king of the Medes, who had a cousin, the famous Perseus surely all this is very mythological an historical parable!”

Source : Godfrey Higgins (1836). “Anacalypsis: An Attempt to Draw Aside the Veil of the Saitic Isis : Or, An Inquiry Into the Origin of Languages, Nations, and Religions”, p.439
“The creak of bed springs suffering under the weight of a restless man is as lonely a sound as I know.”

Source : Patrick deWitt (2011). “The Sisters Brothers”, p.35, Granta Books
“A friend's only gift is himself.”
“The photoshoot glitz and TV studio make-up isn't the real me. I spend most days at home in Bristol in jeans and a T-shirt running around after the kids or shopping in the Co-op.”
“He stepped down, avoiding any long look at her as one avoids long looks at the sun, but seeing her as one sees the sun, without looking.”
“Even though money seems such an objective topic, it can also be the most intimate, and possibly harmful, part of a relationship.”
“Itâ€™s impossible to say who has guns in Gaza anymore. The ballots are the only thing that can stop the violence at this point.”
“The books one has written in the past have two surprises in store: one couldn't write them again, and wouldn't want to.”

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