"I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny."

-- Don Rickles

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“My father, a mining engineer and colliery manager, gave his brood many advantages not least of which, for me, was his love of singing which gave music a central place in our lives.”
“I'm not over-fond of animals. I am merely astounded by them.”
“California is going to be quite good for the Democrats. But the rest of the country is a draw.”
“I felt like all of the American people did not believe me because of the things that were said about me, and said that people would say that it was just for the money, and it wasn't about the money. It was about what he did to me. And I knew I was telling the truth.”

Source : "Exclusive! Paula Jones Talks with Sean & Alan". "Hannity & Colmes", www.foxnews.com. March 10, 2005.
“I have taught history on the high school and college levels, and am or have been a lecturer at the Smithsonian, The National Institutes of Health, and numerous colleges and universities, mostly on science fiction and technology subjects.”
“I think it's really good not to get published. It sounds crazy but it's true. People want to get published very soon, but the moment that happens, you lose a bit of your originality. Once you publish, you are always doing things made-to-order. You stop being a weaver and become a tailor. You are tailoring things to suit other people's fashion.”
“Whichever way I turn, whatever phase of social life presents itself, the same conviction comes: Independent bread alone can redeem woman from her curse of subjection to man.”
“Don't confine truth to fact. Imaginative truth is as powerful, and often enough, more so than fact.”

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