"Like any normal fifth grader, I preferred my villains to be evil and stay that way, to act like Dracula rather than Frankenstein's monster, who ruined everything by handing that peasant girl a flower. He sort of made up for it by drowning her a few minutes later, but, still, you couldn't look at him the same way again."

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David Sedaris

#Girl Quotes #Flower Quotes #Evil Quotes

“The construction industry likes nothing more than a blank canvas onto which they can impose a brand new building, because that way they can make more money.”

Source : Source: thequietus.com
“The improv technique does one of two things. It either makes you raise your game, or retreat into a corner and decide to find a new career. But you do feel like you want to match and develop things.”

Source : Source: www.indielondon.co.uk
“I'm 28 now and they say you peak at 28 - so my best years are still ahead of me.”
“Vortices of pure energy can exist and, if my theories are right, can compose the bodily form of an intelligent species.”
“If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.”
“BogotÃ¡ seemed a cruel towering place, like an eagles' nest now inhabited by vultures and their dying prey.”
“There are few things stressed more strongly in the Bible than the reality of God's work as Judge.”
“Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in its own right.”

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