"If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?"

-- Bob Monkhouse

#People Quotes #Sunglasses Quotes #Questions And Answers Quotes

“Any technology that does not appear magical is insufficiently advanced.”

Source : "Foundation's Fear". Book by Gregory Benford, 1997.
“Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.”
“If future society assumes the contours foretold by Marxism, if the jungle of our cities turns to the polis of man and the dreams of anger are made real, the representative art will be high comedy. Art will be the laughter of intelligence, as it is in Plato, in Mozart, in Stendhal.”
“Why should I talk to you? I don't know where you're from.”
“When you're depressed, there's no calendar. There are no dates, there's no day, there's no night, there's no seconds, there's no minutes, there's nothing. You're just existing in this cold, murky, ever-heavy atmosphere, like they put you inside a vial of mercury.”
“I like storytelling movies and more than that I like historical movies; and I think someday I'll definitely make a movie about the past 50 years history.”
“The mob hysteria over pedophiles has reached epidemic proportions and driven parents to panic. Today's Just Williams, today's Huck Finns, today's Swallows and Amazons are deprived of the freedom to roam that was one of the delights of childhood in earlier times (when the actual, as opposed to the perceived, risk of molestation was probably no less).”
“I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.”

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