"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

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Source : Joey Adams (1957). “Cindy and I: The Real Life Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Joey Adams”

Joey Adams

#Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Witty Quotes

“All is vanity, nothing is fair.”
“One builds one's life in consistency; one invests it with the belief, however unsupported by reality, that one has always been what one is now, that even in one's distant past one could recognize the seed from which this doomed flower has bloomed.”

Source : Aleksandar Hemon (2010). “Love and Obstacles”, p.155, Pan Macmillan
“I feel like Ive got feet firmly in different camps. Between the right of gun ownership and public safety.”
“When I started to write a tune, I just wrote the nearest at hand, which was what was happening in my own life.”
“No matter how individual we humans are, we are a composite of everything we are aware of. We are a mirror of our times.”
“Political pandering comes in all shapes and sizes, but every four years the presidential primary bring us in contact with its purest form - praising ethanol subsidies amid the corn fields of Iowa.”
“No man can give me any word but Wait ...”
“As long as a certain problem primarily affects a different country, in this case Italy, one might not put it at the very top of one's list of priorities.”

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