"I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house."

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Tim Vine

#House Quotes #Firsts Quotes #Chimneys Quotes

“Hysteria means the same thing with either laughter or tears.”
“Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort of way. Gone were the days when she would stand on the deck lighting lemon-scented candles without then having to eat the wax.p28”
“Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.”
“There are champions everywhere. Every street's got them. All we need to do is train them properly.”
“You have Obama that wants to play golf instead of deal with people.”
“Within each of us lies the power of our consent to health and sickness, to riches and poverty, to freedom and to slavery. It is we who control these, and not another.”
“Humility is a great quality of leadership which derives respect and not just fear or hatred.”
“I choose roles that are not me.”

Source : IMDb Mini Biography by Jon C. Hopwood, www.imdb.com.

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