"I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house..."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Gay Quotes #Men Quotes

“Smart people are a dime a dozen. What matters is the ability to think different... to think out of the box.”
“Your body is a form of energy slowed down to assume the appearance of mass. And the mind directs the energy that determines the form.”
“This is Manchester, we do things differently here”

Source : "No strings attached: why the trend for classical 'raves' needs to end" by John Thorp, www.theguardian.com. April 13, 2016.
“If you believe, work hard, and smile there's nothing you can't accomplish.”
“One of our very favorite shows of 2008 was our Slowtrain instore. We drove straight from San Francisco, pulled up to the back of the store, dragged our entire setup inside and played our new album, Rook, start-to-finish - and they let us get away with it.”
“The things are mighty few on earth that wishes can attain. Whate'er we want of any worth, we've got to work to gain.”
“He that useth his reason doth acknowledge God.”
“The thought of a comedy with paid prostitutes always seemed so silly and purposeless, for a person hired by me could never take the place of my imagination of a 'cruel mistress'.”

Source : Richard Von Krafft-Ebing (2013). “Psychopathia Sexualis: A Medico-Forensic Study”, p.146, Butterworth-Heinemann

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