"The original Dean Martin Comedy Hour handed me some hysterical sketches. I've got highlights on tons of these variety shows, given to me by their great writers. I'd love to be doing all that again."

-- Ruth Buzzi

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“I don't want anything. I exist only to serve others.”
“I think the wildest wildlife you can find these days is in Chernobyl, where wolves are running around breeding quite well in the nuclear disaster zones.”

Source : Interview with Christopher Bollen, believermag.com. January 1, 2004.
“The whole life of the philosopher is a preparation for death.”
“I am not trying to give an image of a fairytale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.”
“First I went to a Jewish school, when I was very little. But when I was 12, they put me in a school with a lot of traditions, and they were educated people and they were talking about Greece and the Parthenon and I don't know what. All the kids, all the girls they had already seen that and knew that from their family, and I would say, "What are you talking about, what's that?" It's not my world. My grandparents were very well-educated people, but in the Jewish tradition. They knew everything about the Bible.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“Men despise religion. They hate it and are afraid it may be true.”
“Revenge is the easiest of emotions to understand and to manipulate.”

Source : David Anthony Durham (2010). “Acacia”, p.72, Random House
“Man gains wider dominion by his intellect than by his right arm. The mustard-seed of thought is a pregnant treasury of vast results. Like the germ in the Egyptian tombs its vitality never perishes; and its fruit will spring up after it has been buried for long ages.”

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