"Time flies when you are anxious!"

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Source : "Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome". Live album, April 21, 2009.

Maria Bamford

#Time Quotes #Time Flies Quotes #Anxious Quotes

“I had paid for my folly and, as a reward, was invited to take part in the nest builderâ€™s performance piece. The script was great. â€˜When I bleat here, do you want me to just bleat or to really let go and â€œbleat, bleatâ€?â€™ I asked. â€˜I feel like â€œbleat, bleating,â€ but if Mother/Destroyer is going to be crawling through the birth canal of concertina wire, I donâ€™t want to steal focus, you know what I mean?”
“In fact, in the far North one sees the northern lights facing south!”

Source : Address to the Annual Dinner of the Canadian Press, Toronto, April 18, 1956.
“Practice hope. As hopefulness becomes a habit, you can achieve a permanently happy spirit.”
“People who don't make mistakes are no bloody good to you at all.”
“I was christened the "British Bulldog" by friends and colleagues who said I not only looked like a bulldog but fought like one. I was more of a fighter than a boxer. The "Blackpool Rock" originated from the fact that previous to becoming a fighter I was employed in the Blackpool Rock Factory, rock being a form of what Americans call candy.”

Source : Source: www.boxinginsider.com
“I believe you've got to make the best out of this life. You don't know how long you're going to be around, so you might as well try and do all the things you want to do.”
“I like the way we get to be uninhibited in our dreams, we don't' need to repress our behaviours like we do in our daily lives. If we lust after someone in a dream we get to possess him or her, if we dislike someone we get to express it or even strike out at them. Something I wouldn't think of doing, I don't have the courage, and it's not right either.”
“Teachers are about the brightest stars in our constellation.”

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