"This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight."

-- David Sedaris

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“The transfiguration of matter occurs through wonder.”
“You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own potential, my young friend.”

Source : "Fictional character: Dr. Stubbs". "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (TV Series, Season 3, Episode 1: Evolution), 1987-1994.
“A kernel of truth lurks at the heart of religion, because spiritual experience, ethical behavior, and strong communities are essential for human happiness. And yet our religious traditions are intellectually defunct and politically ruinous. While spiritual experience is clearly a natural propensity of the human mind, we need not believe anything on insufficient evidence to actualize it.”
“It is no coincidence that the American hunter is the most patriotic of all our citizens. Who cares more for this land's beauties than he?”
“I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets as I used to be. I still jump plenty though.”

Source : Source: postgradproblems.com
“The story of man is the history, first, of the acceptance and imposition of restraints necessary to permit communal life; and second, of the emancipation of the individual within that system of necessary restraints.”

Source : Abe Fortas (1968). “Concerning Dissent and Civil Disobedience”
“Keep the bars open-we're coming home.”
“After we came out of the church, we stood talking for some time together of Bishop Berkeley's ingenious sophistry to prove the non-existence of matter, and that every thing in the universe is merely ideal. I observed, that though we are satisfied his doctrine is not true, it is impossible to refute it. I never shall forget the alacrity with which Johnson answered, striking his foot with mighty force against a large stone, till he rebounded from it, "I refute it thus."”

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