"I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population."

-- Craig Kilborn

#Population Quotes #May Quotes #Bitter Quotes

“I mistrust the judgment of every man in a case in which his own wished are concerned”
“I'm not in the business of reading tea leaves. I don't have a crystal ball.”
“Expectations is the place you must always go to before you get to where you're going. Of course, some people never go beyond Expectations, but my job is to hurry them along whether they like it or not.”
“Classical education has deformed everything, and has imposed upon us as geniuses men of correct, facile talent, who follow the beaten track.”
“In a free society, we will tolerate boorish people, who have abhorrent behavior, but if we're civilized people, we publicly criticize that, and don't belong to those groups, or don't associate with those people.”
“NOTHING is worth hurting yourself over. NOTHING is worth taking your life over, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!”
“I walked past Noel Gallagher on the street once and everyone was like, "Go speak to him! He's one of your heroes!" I thought I'd leave him. I don't know what I'd say to him.”

Source : Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. April 25, 2016.
“We have not invaded anyone. We have not conquered anyone. We have not grabbed their land, their culture, their history and tried to enforce our way of life on them.”

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