"My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh."

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Source : "They're not laughing now". www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.

Bob Monkhouse

#Mom Quotes #Mother Quotes #Baby Quotes

“What would the Russian Bear and the American Eagle do if they discovered our paradise? Our secrecy is our shield!”
“It's like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my God, look at that mullet hair. I have those photos too, but for me, they're, like, entire movies. And they show them on cable.”
“I like so many different genres of music that I guess it would be hard for me to pick one person who inspires me when so many people inspire me to make good music.”
“I think it is important that people be made aware that the vegetarian movement has a venerable history behind it. It didnâ€™t spring full-blown from the head of a flower child in the 1960â€²s. It really begins with Pythagoras in the West in the 6th century BC and has reasserted itself periodically ever since.”
“Compared to dancing, films seemed to me to be the work of lay bums. There was no physical pain; it was enough to say and imagine what was in the script. It was very easy for me.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I'm a very spiritual person. And it affects my work greatly.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“One problem with being a leader, is that even among your friends you are alone, for it is you -- and you alone -- to whom the others look for final guidance.”
“It's my experience that the fluidity of sexuality with younger people is more accepted.”

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