"The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles."

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Bill Maher

#Dog Quotes #Home Quotes #World Quotes

“Most reporters are sheep in wolves' clothing.”
“Living up to other people's expectations is always difficult. And then you have your own expectations and you set yourself goals that are very, very high. And that's true for everyone.”
“I can remember when nobody believed an actor and didn't care what he believed.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I often surprise myself. You can't plan some shots that go in, not unless you're on marijuana, and the only grass I'm partial to is Wimbledon's.”
“The biggest lesson we have to give our children is truth....”
“Nihilism, there's really nothing to it.”
“Itâ€™s a world where high school students look roughly twenty-four.”
“If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.”

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