"If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?"

-- Stephen Colbert

#Yesterday Quotes #Usa Quotes #Today Quotes

“Introverts keep their best stuff insideâ€”that is, until it is ready. And this drives extroverts crazy! The explanation for the introvertâ€™s behaviorâ€”and there must be an explanation for this behavior, say the extrovertsâ€”is that he or she is antisocial, out of touch, or simply a snob.”
“If we lose our heritage of health and vigor, all the beauty that has been achieved will be for naught!”
“Critchley and Websterâ€™s fierce, witty exploration of Hamlet makes most other writing about Shakespeare seem simpleminded.”
“Je sais la douleur est la noblesse unique OÂ u' ne mordront jamais la terre et les enfers. I know that pain is the one nobility upon which Hell itself cannot encroach.”
“Being pretty crazy while being chased by the National Enquirer is not good. The British tabloids were the worst.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“We should have been wiser; we should have died yesterday.”
“With increasing frequency and growing vehemence, you hear people saying they are ashamed to be Australians.”
“I am confident there is a cause for everyone. Think of how you can contribute; we all have different skills.”

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