"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Erma Bombeck

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“It's a perfect day here in Australia, glorious blue sunshine”
“Very few people look the part and are it too.”

Source : Don Herold (1925). “Bigger & better”
“The world still consists of two clearly divided groups: the English and the foreigners. One group consists of less than 50 million people; the other of 3,950 million. The latter group does not really count.”

Source : George Mikes (1986). “How to be a Brit: The Classic Bestselling Guide”, p.194, Penguin UK
“Don't wait for the last judgment - it takes place every day.”
“He who doesn't fear death dies only once.”
“The camera is an eye that sees and records the lives of filthy people. Its pictures are hung in museums and published in thick books that future generations can see how horrible life was.”
“In God we trust; all others pay cash.”

Source : Jean Shepherd (1978). “The Phantom of the Open Hearth: A Film for Television Co-Ordinated by Leigh Brown”, Doubleday Books
“Being the richest man on a sinking ship is a bitter victory”

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