"Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'"

-- Craig Kilborn

#Running Quotes #Race Quotes #Ohio Quotes

“Joy and woe are woven fine, A clothing for the soul divine. Under every grief and pine Runs a joy with silken twine.”

Source : William Blake (1868). “Songs of Innocence and of Experience, Showing the Two Contrary States of the Human Soul”, p.98
“Manifestation is an act of trust. It is the soul pouring itself out into its world, like a fisherman casting a net to gather in the fish he seeks; with each cast properly made, we will bring what we need to us, but first we must hurl ourselves into the depths without knowing just what lies beneath us.”
“I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff.”
“Sloppy Firsts perfectly captures the turbulent roller-coaster ride that is being a teenager. This is an (at times) intimate, painfully honest peek at a girl's coming of age. Getting to know Jessica was like meeting a new best friend. I miss her already.”
“In a sense, we are better prepared to praise God than the angels are, for angels have never known the joy of redemption.”
“But I am influenced by the world that says I influence it. The world I live in is my influence.”
“How easily we ignore or forget the small kindnesses and considerations in life which are really the only everyday magic we witness on a regular basis. Just think- to make happiness out of nothing more than a few kind words or a generous gesture.”
“I wish to you sunshine, my dear one, my dear one. And treetops for you to soar past. I wish to you innocence, my child, my child. I pray you don't grow up too fast. Never know pain, my dear one, my dear one. Nor hunger nor fear nor sorrow. Never know war, my child, my child. Remember your hope for tomorrow.”

You may also like:

Craig Ferguson
Talk show host
David Letterman
Talk show host
John Oliver
Comedian
Jon Stewart
Satirist
Lizz Winstead
Comedian
Stephen Colbert
Satirist
Tom Snyder
Television personality
Wyatt Cenac
Stand-up comedian
Trevor Noah
Comedian