"There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Taffy Quotes #Stretching Quotes

“I'm very happy to come back. I've always had success here and the public is fantastic. I love you, Montreal.”
“Sunday school don't make you cool forever.”

Source : "Song: Somebody's Watching You (Stand!)". May 3, 1969.
“A space in Paradise equivalent to the size of a foot would be better than the world and what is in it.”
“When people all wear the same thing, people notice. They aren't stupid. People don't go, "Oh, you can see right through them!"”
“I realized that public affairs were also my affairs. I became active in politics because I saw the possibility, if we all sat back and did nothing, of a world in which there would no longer be any stages for actors to act on.”
“Once upon a time, when women were birds, there was the simple understanding that to sing at dawn, and to sing at dusk, was to heal the world through joy. The birds still remember what we have forgotten, that the world is meant to be celebrated.”
“Elegance has nothing to do with fashion.”
“My father died when I was young and I was raised by my grandmother, Emma Klonjlaleh Brown. We could afford to eat chicken just once a year, on Christmas.”

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