"My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, â€˜Donâ€™t be Sicilyâ€™."

-- Tim Vine

#Party Quotes #Italian Quotes #Islands Quotes

“To be outspoken is easy when you do not wait to speak the complete truth.”
“If you really want to know how a person will operate, look at how they've lived their life.”
“And then we've got Blades of Glory, and we've got Brothers Solomon, and I've got a script in development with this guy Chuck Martin who used to write on Arrested, and, you know, we have a few things in various stages of development.”
“I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.”
“Progress comes to those who train and train; reliance on secret techniques will get you nowhere.”

Source : Morihei Ueshiba, John Stevens (2010). “The Art of Peace”, p.159, Shambhala Publications
“There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.”

Source : Samuel Butler (2015). “Delphi Complete Works of Samuel Butler (Illustrated)”, p.4373, Delphi Classics
“My father's death from prostate cancer in 1993 was tragic. He never complained about pain. He was a fighter. By the time he was ready to die he wasn't able to die in the way that he wanted to, which seemed an outrage to me.”
“Opinions are like orgasms...mine matters most and I really don't care if you have one.”

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