"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

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Source : In Saturday Review 25 Aug. 1962

Will Rogers

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Witty Quotes

“Science is a line, art a superficies, and life or the knowledge of God, a solid.”
“No one has the right to not assume that the business cycle will turn! Every five years or so, you have got to assume that something bad will happen.”
“I was lucky because on the morning after the burning of the Reichstag I left my home very early to catch a train to Berlin for the conference of our student organization and that is the only reason why I escaped arrest.”
“The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.”
“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.”
“The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional.”
“I love life. I'm fascinated by human behavior because that feeds back into my work.”
“Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on experimenting until you find out that you can't find out.”

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