"President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up."

-- Craig Kilborn

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“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. You won't find glory at the center of safety, but at its edge. You won't find love at a place where you are covered, but in the space where you are exposed. You gotta take some risks. You have to not only pick up the dice, but roll'em. So go ahead, take the gamble. You have nothing to lose except the chance to win. Life is not long enough to spend it on the sidelines.”
“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
“Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.”
“As long as one people sit on another and are deaf to their cry, so long will understanding and peace elude all of us.”
“The greatest justice in life is to be who one is.”
“I would rather be a little nobody, then to be a evil somebody.”
“All of a sudden, making a Spanish-American War joke. I think you sort of had to go to probably to an American high school to have remembered that.”

Source : Source: deadline.com
“Our government has made a number of promises to the men and women who served in our nation's armed forces. Sadly, these promises of health care, education and other benefits have existed more in rhetoric than in reality.”

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