"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."

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Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Crazy Quotes

“I've heard it said that if you know English, Spanish, Italian, and I think it's French, you can go just about anywhere in this world...except for China where they have all those derelicts.”
“But what could you do? Only keep going. People kept going; they had been doing it for thousands of years. You took the kindness offered, letting it seep as far in as it could go, and the remaining dark crevices you carried around with you, knowing that over time they might change into something almost bearable.”

Source : Elizabeth Strout (2013). “Amy & Isabelle”, p.260, Simon and Schuster
“What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.”
“Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?”
“People don't always realize that a record is forever. It'll always be there under your name. You've got to be certain that it's right.”
“Every time you cut programs, you take away a person who has a vested interest in high taxes and you put him on the tax rolls and make him a taxpayer. A farmer on subsidies is part welfare bum, whereas a free-market farmer is a small businessman with a gun.”
“You can hate me. You can go out there and say anything you want about me, But you will love me later because I told you the truth.”
“Italy valued cathedrals while Spain valued explorers. So worldwide, five times as many people speak Spanish than Italian.”

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