"I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write."

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Source : Interview with John Scott Lewinski, www.askmen.com. September 15, 2011.

Whitney Cummings

#Writing Quotes #Men Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Well, now, and there's - for every dollar the federal government spends, there's real people on the other side, and so when we talk about reductions that are going to affect providers, that's going to affect hospitals and doctors and others.”
“I love jokes, but God, jokes can go so wrong. I have stayed up many nights thinking, "F**k. I can't believe I made that silly little joke. That was a disaster."”
“I'm working my way steadily back and I'm feeling good.”

Source : "Lee Westwood: 'The Ryder Cup excitement is a lot more intense" by Donald McRae, www.theguardian.com. September 27, 2010.
“Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam”
“For better or worse, intelligence can come to nothing when emotions hold sway.”
“I also dance to music that makes me feel sexy in front of a mirror.”
“I am often asked at what point in my love affair with films I began to want to be a director or a critic. Truthfully, I don't know. All I know is that I wanted to get closer and closer to films.”
“Finally it may be said that the temple endowment is not secret. All who meet the requirements for entrance to the temple may enjoy it.”

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