"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."

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Jeff Foxworthy

#People Quotes #Southern Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I like when the song starts to take over and you feel like you have to dance more than write.”
“I've always been inspired by beautiful interiors.”

Source : "Aerin Lauder Expands to Home Decor" by Lauren Levinson, www.elle.com. September 28, 2012.
“If people only knew the healing power of laughter and joy, many of our fine doctors would be out of business. Joy is one of nature's greatest medicines. Joy is always healthy. A pleasant state of mind tends to bring abnormal conditions back to normal.”
“Painters aren't expected to paint bleak pictures, are they?”
“I just knew there were stories I wanted to tell.”
“Teachers themselves know if there's a colleague who can't keep control or keep the interest of their class, it affects the whole school.”
“My natural accent is American. I chose to speak with a U.K. accent when I was about to enter the final year at drama school in London. I was going to try to find a way to stay in the U.K. after I finished college and could not imagine trying to live and get work there with an American accent.”
“I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good.'”

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