"Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy."

-- Miles Kington

#Sarcastic Quotes #Taste Quotes #Criticize Quotes

“It was more fun trying to figure out I Want To Hold Your Hand than to take lessons. By this time I knew basic chords”
“In the intercourse of life, we please more by our faults than by our good qualities.”
“I do believe in fate, Anne-not the blind fate that gives one no freedom of choice, but a fate that sets down a pattern for each of our lives and gives us choices, numerous choices, by which to find that pattern and be happy.”

Source : Mary Balogh (2006). “Simply Love”, p.237, Delacorte Press
“I'm probably 20 percent atheist and 80 percent agnostic. I don't think anyone really knows. You'll either find out or not when you get there, until then there's no point thinking about it.”
“I love the arts, and enjoy going to the art museum whenever I get a chance.”

Source : Source: darkagefiction.wordpress.com
“He who destroys a good book kills reason itself.”

Source : Areopagitica (1644)
“I've been flogging myself to keep my fitness up there.”
“Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all!”

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