"It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey"

-- Karl Pilkington

#Monkeys Quotes #Publication Quotes

“No,you're officially banned from listening to us. Or thinking about this. Or even thinking about thinking about this, understand?”
“The rapid deterioration of education has been recognized as a national problem for the past several years. Consequently, American businesses must meet the immediate challenge of poorly-educated people in today's workforce by strengthening employee training programs.”

Source : Public power, Volume 48. American Public Power Association, 1990.
“Influence others positively by being a teacher, coach, counselor, or mentor.”
“I really enjoy forgetting. When I first come to a place, I notice all the little details. I notice the way the sky looks. The color of white paper. The way people walk. Doorknobs. Everything. Then I get used to the place and I don't notice those things anymore. So only by forgetting can I see the place again as it really is.”

Source : "Fictional character: Narrator". "True Stories", www.imdb.com. 1986.
“A lot of my world-view is formed by the places Ive been.”
“Death is the same for the one who dies.”
“Nobody is perfect, but life is about choices.”
“I have hardly any friends who aren't gay”

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