"The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.""

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Crazy Quotes #Believe Quotes #Night Quotes

“My heart is not peripheral to me.”
“There's a chunk of myself in every part I play.”
“Readiness for death is that of character, rather than of occupation. It is right living which prepares for safe or even joyous dying. - Jacques”
“What is better than to sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends?”
“A real turnoff for guys is any girl who is way too into them. Like, you`re being way too nice. Guys, as well as girls, like that sense of badness...I want a good girl, who can be a little bad.”
“You're going to get yourself into a lot of trouble." "Why?" "Because of her right there. Do you know what Daisy would do if you ever cheated on her." "Move on to the next guy that told her she has nice tits." "Okay, you're probably right on that one.”
“I am not an enthusiast for diversity of opinion where facts are concerned.”
“Japanese people cut their energy use by 25 percent immediately after Fukushima. They showed there was huge opportunity there. And instead, the government simply wants to get those plants up and running again.”

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