"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce."

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Groucho Marx

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“I have been to lots of parties and acted perfectly disgraceful but I never actually collapsed oh Lana Turner we love you get up”

Source : Frank O'Hara (1995). “The Collected Poems of Frank O'Hara”, p.449, Univ of California Press
“I want to use whatever connections to get a super-outstanding Basquiat in the White House. It could be one of mine. It could be something that a friend owns.”
“The media we surround ourselves with allows us to manufacture our own experience every day, which is a perception of the world that is our own invention entirely, whether it is on social media or what we choose to absorb. This was very different when I was a kid, like generations before us we were exposed to things that were not entirely on our terms. We had to wrestle with and find the relationship with the world around you. It was literal experience, unlike the form of protracted psychic masturbation that is the digital world we live in.”
“Has it ever struck you that trout bite best on the Sabbath? God's critters tempting decent men.”
“How lucky we are that we love each other so much that we burst into three pieces.”
“[Sasha] for me it was a dream. I got to tell everybody where to go and how fast to get there. It was very exciting. It was still an Aaron Spelling show, with the hair and make-up and everything, but there were also motorcycles. For my life, at that time, it was such a perfect thing. I had all this inner anger to get out, and it was so exciting to get paid to do it. She had anger and sexuality and rebellion, but there was still that very sweet core. I didn't have to be something entirely unrecognizable or un-relatable. I just loved her to death.”
“I think buying a home is the best investment that any individual can make”
“The field of quantum valence fluctuations was another older interest which became much more active during this period, partly as a consequence of my own efforts.”

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