"I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes."

-- Kathleen Madigan

#College Quotes #Years Quotes #Shoes Quotes

“The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. And that is not happiness.”
“The last four or five hundred years of European contact with Africa produced a body of literature that presented Africa in a very bad light and Africans in very lurid terms. The reason for this had to do with the need to justify the slave trade and slavery.”
“For your own good, for the good of your family and your future, grow a backbone. When something is wrong, stand up and say it is wrong, and don't back down.”
“Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.”
“I tried my hand at writing, I tried to write out a little script - and it's not too bad. Mostly, though, it let me understand how incredibly difficult that job is. I can't even imagine doing it on a weekly basis for a series in any way. That's tough. I think I'll try to leave that to smarter people than me.”
“Always make new mistakes.”
“Jesus clearly taught that the majority of humanity will spend eternity in hell, and only a few will find the exclusive way to salvation.”

Source : Source: www.biblegateway.com
“I avoid Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter, and if I need to communicate with someone, I email direct.”

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