"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'"

-- Tim Vine

#Home Quotes #Voice Quotes #Phones Quotes

“I'll have a different answer tomorrow that I do today.”

Source : Interview with Carlo Cavagna, www.aboutfilm.com. June, 2003.
“I was to be buried inside my own creation, the better to keep its secrets. I will not tell you more, for your sake. But if you ask, I will answer.”

Source : Jedediah Berry (2009). “The Manual of Detection: A Novel”, p.120, Penguin
“Each hamlet or village or town should be a place, its own place. This is not a matter of fake historicism or artsy-craftsy architecture. It is a matter of respect for things existing, subtle patterns of place woven from vistas and street widths and the siting and color and scale of stores, houses, and trees... If the countryside is to prosper, it must be different from city or suburb... The difference is in part the simple business of containing our towns and giving them boundaries.”
“The villains have turned into heroes. The heroes have turned into heals.”
“Well, we must wait for the future to show.”
“Oh, the secret life of man and woman--dreaming how much better we would be than we are if we were somebody else or even ourselves, and feeling that our estate has been unexploited to its fullest.”
“Have you ever thought about the grid of Manhattan?' It's like...a metaphor for life. You think you have the freedom to walk anywhere. But in fact... you are strictly controlled. Up or down. Left or right. Nothing in between. No other options.' Life should be like an open space...you should be able to walk in whatever direction you choose.”
“Europe cannot survive another world war.”

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