"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Janeane Garofalo

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Dark Quotes

“Mankind has many things that it never knew before. What I can tell you is that human moral values are no longer good.”

Source : Interview with William Dowell, content.time.com. May 10, 1999.
“Once in a while it can be a bit disconcerting to be so recognisable.”
“I went to Brunel University and very much wanted to go on to do a PhD in management, but then my acting career started to take off. In those days when you switched on the box there were hardly any brown or black faces.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I always want to give the victim a voice.”
“The rivers of Grace cannot flow uphill, up the steep cliff of the proud man's heart.”
“You are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life ... Your entire life ... Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart. Not just your bank account, but your soul.”
“A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.”
“Scrum is like your mother-in-law, it points out ALL your faults.”

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