"A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts."

-- Craig Ferguson

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“Ultimately, all thoughts are sponsored by love or fear. All thoughts, ideas, concepts, understandings, decisions, choices, and actions are based on these. And, in the end, there is really only one. Love. In truth, love is all there is.”
“We can't fire our way to Finland.”
“It's interesting because people assume that because I'm famous I know all famous people.”

Source : Source: www.mtv.com
“She was snatched back from a dream of far countries, and found herself on Main Street.”
“Beauty is about Accepting yourself for who you are. It's about feeling secure about yourself. It's about feeling so blessed everyday that we are given the chance to live. All those beautiful feeling and positive energy inside you, now that is what makes you beautiful.”
“Politics is very much like taxes - everybody is against them, or everybody is for them as long as they don't apply to him”
“Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes.”

Source : "Fictional character: Robert the Bruce". "Braveheart", 1995.
“When you advance a frontier, you're doing something that no one has done before. Every time that happens, you have to innovate. You have to think in new ways that hadn't been thought before. You have to invent a new piece of hardware, a new concept, a new law of physics, a new material, a new construction material to enable you to accomplish what it is that you chose to reach for by dreaming about tomorrow.”

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