"I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women."

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Elayne Boosler

#Men Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Fans Quotes

“I have Pro Tools on my computer, and I make CDs all the time.”
“We'll work on relaxation strategies and also changing the times you go to bed will actually make them sleep a little bit less for a few nights so their body's natural sleep drive starts to kick in. That is very effective in about 60% to 70% of patients who do it, four to eight sessions, not even every week; it works for 60% to 70% of patients.”
“I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.”
“I'm just glad to see that Pete (Sampras) shut everyone up last year. That was satisfying. You can't bag on guys like Pete or Tiger (Woods) or Michael Jordan. They can play as long as they want, they can do whatever they want. Nobody should be able to tell them differently.”
“First, let's look at the importance of the young adult in the cigarette market. In 1960, this young adult market , the 14 to 24 age group, represented 21% of the population. As seen by this chart, they will represent 27% of the population in 1975, they represent tomorrow's cigarette business, as this 14 -24 age group matures, they will account for a key share of the total cigarette volume -- for at least the next 25 years .”
“In general, 'the market' is smarter than the smartest of its individual participants.”

Source : Robert L. Bartley (1992). “The Seven Fat Years: And How to Do It Again”, Free Press
“I love really kitschy bad movies. Showgirls is one of my favorites. I saw House of Versace and died. I'm a big fan of made-for-TV movies because those are instant classics, naturally.”
“Everyone’s default state is this pleasantry state. My goal in the show is to undercut that as quickly as possible. If you really do let it sit, it’s sometimes amazing what comes out of people.”

Source : "Nathan Fielder's Ingenious Dumb Humor" by Johan Weiner, www.nytimes.com. June 12, 2014.

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