"The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult?"

-- Daniel Tosh

#Workout Quotes #Media Quotes #Important Quotes

“It is time, therefore, to abandon the superstition that natural science cannot be regarded as logically respectable until philosophers have solved the problem of induction. The problem of induction is, roughly speaking, the problem of finding a way to prove that certain empirical generalizations which are derived from past experience will hold good also in the future.”
“The more you know, the less you have to carry. The less you know, the more you have to carry.”
“Shelley and Keats were the last English poets who were at all up to date in their chemical knowledge.”
“To us, there was Bob Dylan, and there was dad. As for what he meant to other people, that was never glorified in our house. There were no accolades there, no gold records.”
“Some people try and tell you what the songs are about and it bores me to death.”
“Without the darkness, we can't really appreciate the light”
“Most people sleep themselves stupid.”
“notice the convulsed orange inch of moon perching on this silver minute of evening”

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